“… you sure that was for my birthday?”

[♔] - he’ll hate himself in the morning.
You, who have been with him the longest
Damn it Hiddleston
You might want to contain yourself a little bit
#the word bed was repeatedly shoehorned into the conversation #he’s dying to say clonesex but was too polite to be frank bless this man
Is nobody going to talk about Chris and his ‘Well, y’know—’?
Because he totally has the ‘I wouldn’t mind an army of Tom Hiddlestons’ look going on.